More than occasionally, I get very bored.  Sometimes I have a computer in front of me.  And when I am in a setting that requires me keeping my pants on, I will often write.  Here are some samples of my less obscene writings:

The Sandwhich-  Inspired during a trip to Subway, while fantasizing (though by no means hoping for) a brother's demise.
 

What the hell kinda school is this?  A true, first-person account of teaching public school kindergarten.
 

The Bazaar-  my collection of children's tales.